In a shocking indictment of our permissive society it has this week emerged that Cherie Blair’s friends have been using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists.

Things have gone too far. Its bad enough that we tolerate the spicy food and loud music of Cherie Blair’s friends without allowing them to terrorise decent, middle class families as well.

The Mail will be starting a campaign against Cherie Blair’s friends and we promise our readers now that we shall not rest until each one of them is hunted down like a dog. Beyonce speaking in support of our campaign said "As I look ahead, I am filled with foreboding. Like the Roman, I seem to see the River Tiber foaming with much blood.".

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