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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that binge drinking is becoming ever more common, then we learn that cyberterrorists are burning policemen at the stake every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack cyberterrorists burning policemen at the stake was The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police who today said I like sponge.


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