The Mail has learned that louts are responsible for setting fire to libraries.

Has the world gone mad? Louts are setting fire to libraries with impunity. Hanging is surely too good for these no good scum. Why doesn’t the Government use all the money it has stolen from the hardworking families of Britain in stealth taxes to make amends for the situation. Probably because they are too busy lining their pockets!

The Mail spoke to The Pope, who said "new Age travellers? Not in this age. Not in any age. Let others speak for these New Age travellers. We will speak for their victims."