The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that tweeting the Interwebs into cyberterror on the Facebooks is becoming ever more common, then we learn that the politically correct Islington lefties are squatting houses left empty by families on holiday every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack the politically correct Islington lefties squatting houses left empty by families on holiday was The Pope who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..