The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is becoming ever more common, then we learn that communist-sympathisers are burning policemen at the stake every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack communist-sympathisers burning policemen at the stake was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..