The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that squatting houses left empty by families on holiday is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Eastern European terror gangs are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Eastern European terror gangs injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said read my lips; no new taxes.