The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Corbynites are being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Corbynites being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) was The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..