Shocking news has come to light that a recent spate of injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by has been perpetrated by young muslim men.

The Mail can reveal that young muslim men are actually not human at all but have been spawned in Europe by a bureaucrat known as Saruman who intends to wrest control of all that is good and decent using this army of misfits.

David Cameron said of the young muslim men, "kill the commie swine".