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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that eating babies is becoming ever more common, then we learn that youths are listening to loud music every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack youths listening to loud music was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..


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