Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Followers of Hugo Chavez have been terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Theresa May has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village: The True Face Of Evil", Theresa May says, "new Age travellers? Not in this age. Not in any age. Let others speak for these New Age travellers. We will speak for their victims.".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for followers of Hugo Chavez. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.