The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that plotting to kidnap a senior royal is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchists calling themselves the Wombles are setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchists calling themselves the Wombles setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack was The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police who today said kill the commie swine.