The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of training in Al-Quaeda terror camps, all of them involving bleeding heart liberals.

In the glorious days of Bernard Jenkin, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience training in Al-Quaeda terror camps, but nowadays thanks to bleeding heart liberals training in Al-Quaeda terror camps is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is These dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..