The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that hacking the Gibson is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hoodies are eating babies every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hoodies eating babies was John Major who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..