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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that selling heroin to the unions is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hoodies are urinating on the Union Jack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hoodies urinating on the Union Jack was Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells who today said kill the commie swine.


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