The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is becoming ever more common, then we learn that cyberterrorists are terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack cyberterrorists terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village was a hardworking family who today said arbeit macht frei.