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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hoodies are terrorising innocent investment bankers every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hoodies terrorising innocent investment bankers was Richard Littlejohn who today said I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s..


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