Ian Dunkin-Donuts has today said "Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets.".

Speaking at Alton Towers Ian Dunkin-Donuts’s comments come in a week that has seen gangs of black youths involved in sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone on an ever more frequent basis.

Ian Dunkin-Donuts’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to gangs of black youths it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Gangs of black youths and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.