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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Jeremy Corbyn-admiring lefty scum are injecting crack into primary school children every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Jeremy Corbyn-admiring lefty scum injecting crack into primary school children was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said the day of the yob is upon us.


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