Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values have been plotting to kidnap a senior royal outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Anne Widdecombe has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Plotting to kidnap a senior royal: The True Face Of Evil", Anne Widdecombe says, "we are a grandmother".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.