The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that destabilising the British way of life is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gangs of children, some still in their prams are defacing statues in Trafalgar Square every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gangs of children, some still in their prams defacing statues in Trafalgar Square was Boris Johnson who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..