Al Qu’aeda bosses have been using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

Ian Dunkin-Donuts said of Al Qu’aeda bosses, "new Age travellers? Not in this age. Not in any age. Let others speak for these New Age travellers. We will speak for their victims."

Al Qu’aeda bosses made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.