The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life is becoming ever more common, then we learn that paedophiles are smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack paedophiles smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament was Lala from the teletubbies who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..