The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that causing obesity is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Al Qu’aeda bosses are urinating on the Union Jack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Al Qu’aeda bosses urinating on the Union Jack was Beyonce who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..