The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of eating babies, all of them involving Jeremy Corbyn-admiring lefty scum.

In the glorious days of Jim Davidson, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience eating babies, but nowadays thanks to Jeremy Corbyn-admiring lefty scum eating babies is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids..