The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that burning policemen at the stake is becoming ever more common, then we learn that followers of Hugo Chavez are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack followers of Hugo Chavez sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was a hardworking family who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..