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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gangs of black youths are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gangs of black youths injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said Ban this sick filth.


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