George Osborne has today said "I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.".

Speaking at Alton Towers George Osborne’s comments come in a week that has seen bleeding heart liberals involved in listening to loud music on an ever more frequent basis.

George Osborne’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to bleeding heart liberals it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Bleeding heart liberals and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.