The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that plotting to kidnap a senior royal is becoming ever more common, then we learn that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy are threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks was an unnamed source who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.