The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchist leaders "the elders" are drilling for oil in one family's back garden every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchist leaders "the elders" drilling for oil in one family's back garden was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said our prisons are like holiday camps..