I’m not racist but surely allowing glue-sniffing teenagers to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Defacing statues in Trafalgar Square is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that glue-sniffing teenagers aren’t defacing statues in Trafalgar Square in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium agrees with me, saying today, "I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.