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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that binge drinking is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Twitter users are holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Twitter users holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields was Amanda Platell who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..


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