The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that drilling for oil in one family's back garden is becoming ever more common, then we learn that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy are trolling social media users every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy trolling social media users was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..