I’m not racist but surely allowing unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Eating babies is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace aren’t eating babies in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. James May agrees with me, saying today, "I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.