The Mail has learned that teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values are responsible for sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone.

Has the world gone mad? Teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone with impunity. Hanging is surely too good for these no good scum. Why doesn’t the Government use all the money it has stolen from the hardworking families of Britain in stealth taxes to make amends for the situation. Probably because they are too busy lining their pockets!

The Mail spoke to Beyonce, who said "read my lips; no new taxes"