Why, Oh Why, Oh Why do we allow so-called new age travellers such freedom? Not only are they probably communists, but so-called new age travellers have this week been revealed as selling heroin to the unions.

If only the Government and the guacomole-munchers of Islington were a little less concerned with helping Johnny-foreigner and a little more concerned with the rights of the hard working majority of our glorious Nation, then perhaps so-called new age travellers would not get away with such treachery.

That certainly seems to be the opinion of David Cameron who this week said, "A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?".

So, next time you are at a dinner party and the menu involves sun dried tomatoes, just consider whether you think that selling heroin to the unions is acceptable behaviour.