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The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of reading the works of Karl Marx, all of them involving bleeding heart liberals.

In the glorious days of Enoch Powell, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience reading the works of Karl Marx, but nowadays thanks to bleeding heart liberals reading the works of Karl Marx is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Make no mistake if this is allowed to continue Armageddon shall surely be upon us and woe betide all who would seek to impose upon us a surveillance society. For on that day the right shall inherit the Earth!.


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