Hoody-wearing layabouts have been plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells said of hoody-wearing layabouts, "A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?"

Hoody-wearing layabouts made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.