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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into primary school children is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Eastern European terror gangs are terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Eastern European terror gangs terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village was David Cameron who today said yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..


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