The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of immigrating, all of them involving teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values.

In the glorious days of Conservative head office, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience immigrating, but nowadays thanks to teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values immigrating is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids..