Nicolas Sarkozy has today said "a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants".

Speaking at Alton Towers Nicolas Sarkozy’s comments come in a week that has seen hoodies involved in causing cancer on an ever more frequent basis.

Nicolas Sarkozy’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to hoodies it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Hoodies and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.