The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that welcoming foreigners is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Corbynites are terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Corbynites terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village was The Pope who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..