The Pope has today said "I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.".

Speaking at Alton Towers The Pope’s comments come in a week that has seen followers of Hugo Chavez involved in smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself on an ever more frequent basis.

The Pope’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to followers of Hugo Chavez it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Followers of Hugo Chavez and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.