The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Al Qu’aeda bosses are voting for Jeremy Corbyn every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Al Qu’aeda bosses voting for Jeremy Corbyn was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said But many of the unemployeds had become static and didn’t know that if they got on a bus for an hour’s journey, they’d be in Cardiff and could look for the jobs there..