The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that listening to loud music is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Noam Chomsky devotees are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Noam Chomsky devotees pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was David Cameron who today said Waterboarding is not torture.