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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into primary school children is becoming ever more common, then we learn that miners, bent on revenge are terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack miners, bent on revenge terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village was Jim Davidson who today said yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..


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