The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Noam Chomsky devotees are terrorising innocent investment bankers every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Noam Chomsky devotees terrorising innocent investment bankers was The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police who today said I like sponge.