I’m not racist but surely allowing youths to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Eating babies is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that youths aren’t eating babies in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Vince Cable agrees with me, saying today, "a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.