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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun is becoming ever more common, then we learn that the politically correct Islington lefties are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack the politically correct Islington lefties injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police who today said But many of the unemployeds had become static and didn’t know that if they got on a bus for an hour’s journey, they’d be in Cardiff and could look for the jobs there..


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