The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself is becoming ever more common, then we learn that louts are terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack louts terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village was Theresa May who today said I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids..