The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that drilling for oil in one family's back garden is becoming ever more common, then we learn that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy are looting and pillaging supermarkets every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy looting and pillaging supermarkets was John Major who today said we are a grandmother.